Who was it that had that as a theme song? Ive forgotten. He flips out of a back suplex and CM Punk flies into the ring. Natalia counters it into a sidewalk slam. Vince says he wont give him a rematch. Orton is tossed into the ring edge and rammed into it continuously. Orton seems to be contemplating making out with Vince on the ground like he did Stephanie.Elsewhere, having taken the longest walk to a dressing room in the back of all time, HHH finally arrives in Vinces office. Beth Phoenix interrupt the show with Rosa and looks a little umupset.Winner: OrtonThe ref doesnt actually call the match for some reason, just looking annoyed as Shane beats on Orton and Legacy arrives to beat Shanes ass in turn. The night where everything remains exactly the same! Yay! Anyway, if you missed Wrestlemania, you should watch last years and youll pretty much have the same results card to look at.Oh right. Carlito botches a springboard elbow from the middle rope, going way too high and Morrison has to throw himself into it for a two count. Ass?Back to the show for Randy Ortons voices in his headand Randy Orton. Vince stomps Orton down in the corner taunts him with more rights. Why so serious? And now, Jeff Hardy. Orton catches him on the way in but Trips comes back with a clothesline.where are you going?Back to the show where they talk about Kid Rock last night, which no one cares about.. Vince taunts a stumbling Orton and kicks him in the ribs, sending Orton to the floor. Melina escapes to the tag and Mickie James is in with clotheslines.damnit. Dragon ducks a hook and takes out the leg, delivering chops and dodging a corner charge. Ortons face gets intimate with the announce desk several times over… Miss Wrestlemania Santina MarellaBeth punches Santina to the corner and proceeds to hike up the skirt and go for a spanking. Trips pretends hes going to try, but we all know hes hoping on getting that inheritance. He delivers another big right and punches Orton up into the corner, goes for his sledgehammer wounds. Miz goes for an Electric Chair drop, but Carlito slips out into the Apple Jack for the win. Melina delivers areally bad backflip elbow.
Smackdown DivasI was too lazy to figure out which bleach blondes are which.Natalia, who is looking more and more like Jim Neidhart as she swells to Barry Bonds size these days, levels Melina with a clothesline after receiving the tag.. Cant anyone get their own outfits?Raw Divas vs. Ricky counters into a small package and picks up a two. Everyone seems really out of it tonight. Gail Kim leaps over Melina in the corner, once again badly. For some reason she laughs about this. Oh yay. Headlock of doom from Jericho. His topic of discussion? Mostly butt hurt whining. Orton stalks and drags him up for an RKO. Orton says he is hiding behind Shane and Hunter, because hes terrified. Steamboat tries to power back with chops but Big Show delivers a head butt and tags back out to Jericho. They both tumble to the floor and the Smackdown Divas attack Melina while the ref is distracted. They go back to kicking the crap out of Trips when Batista randomly decides to appear. She says Edge will get a rematch for the belt at Backlash. Natalia comes back with power shot but Mickie goes for a head scissors in the corner..Raw is Curtis04.Jericho gets in the way but eats a head scissors an they take a double 619. Big Show hoists Cena who tags in Mysterio blind. Maybe they have a China Socket Sets Manufacturers work ethic. Cena goes for Edge but Big Show is in. Oh by the way, the draft is next week. The unluckiest ref of all time is called down to the ring as we go to commercial. Surfboard Stretch. Vince McMahonThey stare down for a bit before Vince slaps him hard enough to send Orton to his knees. Orton sets up for a kick as Vince staggers but Shane trips him up by the ankle. Rosa tries to intervene on the outside when Santina runs but Beth chases himher? Uhg.. Apparently they all decided to steal the pants from the Spice Girls for tonight. Hes teaming up with Cena, Rey, CM Punk, and the corpse of Ricky the Dragon. Cena and Show tumble to the floor and Mysterio comes in, setting up a 619 on Edge.Lets get Tricks started!Show opens and Randy Orton takes a slow stroll out to the ring.And now, Miss Wrestlemania.Winner: SantinaHey didnt this theme belong to the ambiguously gay duo of Chuck Pulumbo and Mr.
He always looks like hes dressed more for a bike race than a fight.Unified Tag Team Champions Carlito & Primo Colon vs. Primo makes the tag and picks up a quick two count of his own before Morrison tries to toss him out in the corner. Probably because they dont know who any of the guys out here are. Orton sets up for some right hands and kicks of his own, stomping him down into the mat and dropping knees to the back of the head. Ricky delivers a top rope cross body to edge as Rey delivers a top rope splash to Jericho for the 3.Thats That!About Author Massimo Martinini :.. John Morrison & The Miz (Tag Team Championship Lumberjack Match)Morrison, who forgot to wash his hair today, tangles up with Carlito, who stole his pants from Tajiri. Jericho/Kane/Show/Matt Hardy & EdgeBack to the match already in progress. He as even enough to oil himself before coming to the rescue. Batista spears Dibiase and slings Orton to the floor before crushing Rhodes with a spine buster.Beth Phoenix w/ Rosa Mendez vs. Punk knocks the heels off the apron but Big Show catches him and Kane hits him from behind. The heels take a great deal of time to enter too. Its a train wreck. She says Raw is now stale and stagnant which is redundant but true. Steamboat goes up top for a karate chop and a hook kick for two.. Ricky rallies back and breaks free.Winners: FacesThey all leave Ricky to celebrate by himself in the ring. Vince grabs a microphone to say hes right that he wont make it to Backlash, so hes replacing himself with big Dave instead. She says she had received an ultimatum to pick which show to be the GM of.Jeff Hardy comes in with Edge and delivers several clotheslines and the below the belt leg drop. He picks up a two count and takes Edge to the corner for Whisper in the Wind. Jeff and Edge are in the ring with Edge on the offensive. Knee lift leads into the Pepsi One in the corner.06. Miz blocks and bridges over for the pin, but it only gets two. Highlight of the Night? Santina Marella. Standing Arm bar applied as the crowd chants You Still Got It for Dragon. She hoists Santina up but Santina grabs the ropes and manages to land on Beth for the three count out of nowhere.09Welcome back to Raw! Its the night after Wrestlemania, the night after which nothing can ever be the sameno wait thats not right. Its that song. Cena delivers a shoulder block and arm wrench before signaling a tag to Ricky. Santina claims to be more of a woman than she will ever be. You Are So Good to ME. We go to commercial. Primo handstands in the corner and delivers a head scissors, but the crowd seems to not give a crap about this match at all. Jericho runs into a chop to the face and Dragon takes out the heels by himself. Gail Kim tangles up with Melina in a sloppy showing as she tries to flip over pin. Trips tells him hes a stubborn SOB and hes proud of him.Randy Orton vs. She also says the six man tag match will be for the title, with Orton or Trips able to win the match.down.
I miss Adamle. Jeff leaps over the ropes to Matt.Somehow, Miz and Carlito are back in the ring now somehow with Miz getting the two.. Steamboat with a cross body for two but Edge gets a cheap shot and tags in Kane. Catfight between all the divas breaks out outside while nobody cares that Mickie is coming back with a tornado DDT on Natalia for three. Dibiase holds Trips for Orton before delivering whatever his finisher is called (who cares?) to Shane. And now, Divas.Winners: Colons (I prefer Commas)King and Cole wont shut up about the draft being next week. Cody rolls out from the Batista bomb but Trips and Shane put him back in.. Actually I could have made a sandwich during all of this and not missed it all.Orton runs from the ring to the entrance and Vince gets on the mic to tell him to get his ass back in the ring right now. She is going to be the GM for Raw. Triple H comes down and clotheslines Rhodes on his way by, slinging Dibiase to the wall. Well, maybe Kid Rock cares, but probably not. He threatens the McMahons in order to get a title shot rematch.. They roll around awkwardly in what is supposed to be chain wrestling. I like the one really loud guy booing Vince.We get a replay of JBL quitting when Joker-Rey beat him last night.Cena/Rey/Punk/Jeff Hardy & The Corpse of Ricky Steamboat vs. We get a pimping for some weird ten man All Star Wrestlemania Tag match which just baffles me. Shane and Vince are in the back and Shane is not happy with his decision to go against Orton.. So apparently, Beth really does literally wear the pants in this relationship. Id really just rather watch the voices wrestle one of these days. Vince says Legacy will be in the ring at Backlash against Shane, Vince and Triple H.Vickie and Chavo are out for her to get more heat than anyone else tonight.. He asks for a favor, for him to finish it.Back in the ring, Orton slips behind for his inverted neck breaker. Theyve reminded us about twenty times not in the last fifteen minutes. Um, how come she can make matches for both shows title still? And when did Russo start writing Raw again?She interrupts the announcers as they are talking to remember to say that Edge and Cena will be in a last man standing match at Backlash. Vince doesnt have as much of a swagger as usual on his way to the ring. Dragon fights back but Jericho trips him up into the Walls. Matt breaks things up and Jeff tosses him to the floor while making the tag to Cena.Winners RawShane is in the back to tell HHH to go talk Vince into not fighting Orton. The three on one begins though. Primo head scissors him to the floor, distracting Miz for the Apple Jack. Orton seems to be visibly upset by this news for some reason. Now a 12 Rounds commercials. They both clothesline each other in an almost lazy manner, kind of casually falling down.Jericho tags in and works Steamboat over before Big Show makes the tag and starts to toss Ricky into the corner. Ten Diva tag team match is coming up, but I couldnt really care less. Someone takes offense to this as Vinnie Mac arrives in a suit it looks like he stole off The Joker.
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